We Got TP'd

Joyce looked out the window this morning and began moaning about not being able to take it anymore. When I got up to see what she was mumbling about, this is what I saw.

Earlier, I had heard a noise like a tin pan banging around. I thought it was Joyce doing something in the kitchen. Since I lost hearing in one ear, I can't really tell where sounds are coming from. I got up after hearing the noise and went to the bathroom where I found our metal wire TP stand laying in the middle of the floor. There was a roll of TP in it, albeit a bit tattered. I had not heard Joyce moan yet, so I just assumed one of the pups had messed with it. I just set it back up where it belonged and went back to my recliner. After Joyce complained and I saw the back yard, I had a clearer picture of what had transpired. Fun, fun, fun!